Greenskeeper Pillows

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Yardless: Please help

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Pointing.

Evolution.

Honey Wallah

Earth stove

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Climate Change

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'