Green Spitter Gifts

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

100% carbon neutral

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Methane Emissions

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The last bird in the last wood...

The world at stake...

'You're away, Doc!'

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Global warming.

Fish-losophy

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Football fan

#FridaysForFuture

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

Dreidel Breakdance

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Recycling basketballs

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Stop Global Warming!