Green Spitter Gifts

Searching for a fun way to compliment a green spitter's vibrant creativity? Our collection features witty, artistic items perfect for fans of all things inventive and lively. Whether they’re into art, humor, or just love a splash of color, you’ll find something that matches their spirited personality.

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"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables." mockup

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

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'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.' mockup

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

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100% carbon neutral

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I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

I want to make this company green the old fashion way... mockup

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

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'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!' mockup

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

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'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.' mockup

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

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"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence." mockup

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

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'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!' mockup

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

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The last bird in the last wood... mockup

The last bird in the last wood...

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Methane Emissions

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The world at stake...

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'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.' mockup

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

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'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?' mockup

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

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Green Lamp Lighting Monument

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'You're away, Doc!'

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"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!" mockup

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

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Global warming.

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"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health." mockup

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

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Global warming causing the spread of deserts

Global warming causing the spread of deserts mockup

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

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Football fan

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'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.' mockup

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

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Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture... mockup

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

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'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.' mockup

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

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"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety." mockup

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

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"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?" mockup

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

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#FridaysForFuture

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Dreidel Breakdance

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'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.' mockup

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

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Recycling basketballs

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"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!" mockup

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

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'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.' mockup

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

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'I thought she'd never stop talking!' mockup

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

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Stop Global Warming!

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Green Spitter Gifts Collection

Green Spitter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring green spitter humor and artistry—ideal for brightening their mornings.

Green Spitter Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and vivid color to their home decor, inspired by the playful energy of green spitters.

Green Spitter Prints

Add a splash of artistic flair to their home with prints designed for green spitters—bright, witty, and full of personality.

Green Spitter T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the lively, creative spirit of green spitters—perfect for casual, fun fashion statements.