Green Spitter T-Shirts

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

100% carbon neutral

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The last bird in the last wood...

Methane Emissions

The world at stake...

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'You're away, Doc!'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Global warming.

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

Football fan

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

#FridaysForFuture

Dreidel Breakdance

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Recycling basketballs

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

Stop Global Warming!