Green Spirit Gifts

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

100% carbon neutral

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Broken ankle.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

Town follows the snow plough.

Ballet Birthday

War Exercise.

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

Football Drinks

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

A typical Newcastle fan.