Green Spirit Gifts

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

100% carbon neutral

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Broken ankle.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

Town follows the snow plough.

War Exercise.

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Ballet Birthday

Football Drinks

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.