Green Historian Gifts

'Grandpa, tell us again how the environmentalists won the election of 2012!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Toys and environmental pollution

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."