Green Grape Guru Gifts

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Oh Hi!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog in Daisys

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Giant slug attacks a city

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?