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"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

How to deal with weeds

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Eat your vegetables

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

The Creature of the Black Legume

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

Too posh to wash...