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'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

I.T. Fear

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Orchestra

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

It's a pity date!

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"He's not good with change!"

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Stand in the Q.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

The coward's way out.

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'Flyweight boxing'

I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

Spectabilis Horridus

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'We'd rather have a bowl of Cow-Cow Plops!'

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

"That was disgusting, Ted! Next time you decide to join us on a walk, I'll pick up after the dog!!!"

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

Woman afraid of a snail.

Beware of Plant