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I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Binge Watch

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"Someplace with no dogs."

"He's not good with change!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

The coward's way out.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"I got an extension.'

"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

Spectabilis Horridus

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!