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Spectabilis Horridus

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

I.T. Fear

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

The Drone Ranger

Tough Butterfly

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"He's not good with change!"

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

'Mum! Billy ate all the ants in my ant-farm!'

Pest Control

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

Insecticide.

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

Termite Navigation.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

These bastard midges can really ruin our holiday!

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'