Green Bean Evader Gifts

Celebrate the playful side of your green bean evader with our creative assortment of gifts. Whether they’re known for dodging chores in the garden or cleverly avoiding busy work, our products add a humorous twist to their lively personality. Perfect for those who love to keep things fun and light-hearted, our items are thoughtful tokens that showcase their unique humor and creative flair. Find the perfect piece to make them smile and show you appreciate their inventive spirit.

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"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!" mockup

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

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'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.' mockup

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

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"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it." mockup

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.' mockup

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

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'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!' mockup

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

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'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.' mockup

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

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'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.' mockup

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

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"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli." mockup

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

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"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?" mockup

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

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"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?" mockup

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

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How to deal with weeds

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Eat your vegetables

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"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't." mockup

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

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'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.' mockup

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

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"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

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"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"You're suffering from banner blindness." mockup

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

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"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?" mockup

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

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"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

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"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ." mockup

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

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"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them." mockup

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

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The Creature of the Black Legume

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?' mockup

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

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'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.' mockup

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

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'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...' mockup

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

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"He's not good with change!"

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"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables." mockup

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

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Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

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The coward's way out.

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"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

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Green Bean Evader Gifts Collection

Green Bean Evader Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the green bean evader, perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily routine.

Green Bean Evader Pillows

Find a cozy pillow that humorously captures the green bean evader’s lively character, making their space both fun and inviting.

Green Bean Evader Prints

Check out our art prints that humorously depict the green bean evader, adding a playful touch to any wall with a dose of personality.

Green Bean Evader T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts celebrating the green bean evader’s playful side, ideal for casual outings and expressing their creative humor.