Green Avoider Gifts

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Good News about winter

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Earth Day Summit.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Ignoring Climate Change

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Sawdust.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"It's not easy being green…"

Friends of the Earth

Ecology

Climate Change Report

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Urban Expansion

Radioactive pollution.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"