Green Bean Evader Pillows

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

How to deal with weeds

Eat your vegetables

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

The Creature of the Black Legume

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"He's not good with change!"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

The coward's way out.

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Nature makes me nervous!'