Rags wanted all the bones all the time.
Greedy Guard Dog Gifts
Looking for a funny and heartfelt gift for the passionate dog lover who’s always a little greedy and ready to guard? Our collection offers playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that showcase the humorous side of guarding and snacking. Whether they’re guarding the backyard or the treats jar, these products add a touch of personality and humor. Show your appreciation for your loyal, snack-loving guardian with unique gifts that capture their vigilant, slightly greedy spirit.
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
No Soliciting
Beware of the Dog Hair.
'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
"Pssst. Fake poop."
'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'
"That's just not the real me."
(Beware of the dog)
"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."
'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''
"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."
"I'd like seconds!"
'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'
An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.
Beware the Cat
Beware of Dogs
'Hey, where's my dog?'
"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."
Make my day.
'He's always on heightened alert.'
"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."
(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)
'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'
'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'
'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'
"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"
'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'
'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'
She wants me to mow the lawn. Can I hide in here?
'Relax! It's you!'
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
Seeing Eye Dog at the Optician
A New Test.
Greedy Guard Dog Gifts Collection
Greedy Guard Dog Mugs
Love these mugs? Explore our full range of products celebrating the humorous and protective nature of greedy guard dogs for every type of item from mugs to prints.
Greedy Guard Dog Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home decor with our playful pillows featuring greedy guard dog designs. Check out the entire range for more fun home accessories.
Greedy Guard Dog Prints
Complete their wall art collection with bold, humorous prints of guard dogs in action. Explore our selection of prints perfect for dog lovers with a sense of humor.
Greedy Guard Dog T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt that captures your guard dog lover’s fun side. Browse our collection of amusing and adorable t-shirts designed for proud dog guardians.