Greedy Guard Dog Pillows

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I'd like seconds!"

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware the Cat

Beware of Dogs

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Make my day.

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

She wants me to mow the lawn. Can I hide in here?

'Relax! It's you!'

'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'

Seeing Eye Dog at the Optician

A New Test.