Granny Enthusiast Gifts

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Granny Wear

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Feel good.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Child resistant cap'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

'I'm told it's something to do with wireless technology.'

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great great grandfather...'

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

'Granny's got wind again!'

From here to infirmity.

"I think the best part about being grandparents is tat we get to spoil the grand kids rotten...then they go home!"

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.