Granny's Adventurer Gifts

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

I think you're ace

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Where the wild things were."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Man propelled by love

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Decaying corpse

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"