Granny's Adventurer Pillows

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

I think you're ace

"Where the wild things were."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Man propelled by love

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Platter confusion.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Outside with that!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."