Granny Enthusiast Pillows

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Old Frogs' Home

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Granny Wear

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Feel good.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Child resistant cap'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

I need to take the day off. Family tragedy. What happened? An errant parachutist crash-landed. My grandmother knocked down. Then attacked by clowns. No one ever buys sick day anymore.

"Go ahead. Ask Grandpa to tell you the story about why we don't play with matches."

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

'I'm told it's something to do with wireless technology.'

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great great grandfather...'

I shrank another inch! Woo-hoo!

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

'Granny's got wind again!'

From here to infirmity.

"I think the best part about being grandparents is tat we get to spoil the grand kids rotten...then they go home!"

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.

Generation X-Employed