Grandma Appreciator Pillows

'Granny's got wind again!'

The Final Selfie

Rock on Grandma!

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

"Like this, Tommy?"

"Dad says you can tell the age of trees by their rings. Does that work for Grandmas?"