Technology Enthusiast Granny Gifts

'I'm told it's something to do with wireless technology.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

City Marathon.

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Downloading Pregnancy

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Let us pray...'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

The Thinker?

Congratulations Strike Over!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'You're texting? Wait--'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I have an app for that."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'