Grandparent With A Mischievous Pet Gifts

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"What have you done?"

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Young MacDonald

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

"Very Funny."

"I'm an assistance dog."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"My great granddad says fruits and vegetables keep him healthy. He calls them 'fossil fuels.'"

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.