Grandparent Who Loves Animals Gifts

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Biofelineism

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

Future Old People

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Young MacDonald

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Write about dogs."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

Teacher's Pet

"He's part bok choy."

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

"OOOOWWOOO!"

Cat speaking into mobile phone: 'I'm on the Wheelie Bin!'