Grandparent Who Loves Animals Mugs

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Biofelineism

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

Young MacDonald

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

"Write about dogs."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Teacher's Pet

"He's part bok choy."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

Cat speaking into mobile phone: 'I'm on the Wheelie Bin!'