Animal-loving Parent Mugs

Top ten dog hits of all time

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"This never happened."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Dog wearing a cone

"Your love gives me strength."

"Humans are strange."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Separation

Cat king.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Zen Kitten

Museum of dog memorabilia

Autumn Dog

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."