Parents Who Love Pets Mugs

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"Man's best friends."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Collies Without Borders

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Raised by Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Puppy Love

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'We'll take it!'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Secret Service Dogs

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'