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"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"Man's best friends."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Collies Without Borders

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Puppy Love

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'We'll take it!'

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"And here are today's categories...."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"They grow up so quickly."