Cat-loving Grandparent Gifts

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

Valentines Day Cats

Zen Kitten

"He's very finicky."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

A cat composer

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'138 Days without an accident!'