Grandma Who Loves Cats Gifts

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

Cats on Board.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

Ice Fishing with Cats

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'Save my place.'

"Go on - they're organic!"

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

The First Cat Lady Didn

"Move along! This sunny spot is taken!"

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"A chocolate mousse for me and a chocolate covered mouse for him."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

'I call it Hairball in Blue.'

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