Grandma Who Loves Cats Mugs

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

Cats on Board.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

Ice Fishing with Cats

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'Save my place.'

"Go on - they're organic!"

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"A chocolate mousse for me and a chocolate covered mouse for him."

"Move along! This sunny spot is taken!"

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'I call it Hairball in Blue.'

Artisanal Hairballs

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."