Grandparent With A Fondness For Cats Gifts

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Cats on Board.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Evolution of the Cat.

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Future Old People

"I'm an assistance dog."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

Ice Fishing with Cats

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'Save my place.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

Cats looking at litter bin - 'It must be intended for exceedingly tall cats.'

"Your cats are fine."