Pet-loving Grandparent Gifts

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"I'm an assistance dog."

Biofelineism

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Your love gives me strength."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

Cat Graduation

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Dog on a stair-lift.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Young MacDonald

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Write about dogs."

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."