Dog-loving Grandparent Gifts

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Don't even think about it."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

How Am I Driving?

Fleas Navidad.

Autumn Dog

Santa Claus walks dogs

"I'm an assistance dog."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

Every Dog Has His Day

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"Good dog!"

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

Teacher's Pet

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."