Dog-loving Grandparent Pillows

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Don't even think about it."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

How Am I Driving?

Autumn Dog

Santa Claus walks dogs

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I'm an assistance dog."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

Every Dog Has His Day

"Good dog!"

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

Teacher's Pet

'Now you know why we names her 'Mospsy'.'