Cat-loving Grandparent Pillows

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Cat park"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

"He's very finicky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

Zen Kitten

Valentines Day Cats

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

A cat composer

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"I'm an assistance dog."

'138 Days without an accident!'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

"Have I got a cat for you!"

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''