Grandparent With A Mischievous Pet Prints

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"What have you done?"

"Very Funny."

Snow cones.

Young MacDonald

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Future Old People

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"My great granddad says fruits and vegetables keep him healthy. He calls them 'fossil fuels.'"

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."