Quirky Grandparent Prints

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

A large leaf falling on a dog

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Where's your nose?"

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Monster mobiles.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"I'll explain later."

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

Boho Bribes

"I'm an assistance dog."

Young MacDonald

'Yeah, my Mum is a clean-freak too: I have to wash my food before I eat it...'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"