Gramophone Enthusiast Gifts

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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Hallelujah!

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Open Mic

Choir Games

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"Saving the nation is cozy."

'Piano Player'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."

'This is strictly off the record...'