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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Hallelujah!

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Open Mic

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

Adele

Choir Games

Kylie Minogue.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'Tune in again for our next exciting episode when...the super committee crashed head on into a wall...'

They're puzzled by some apps down there. The carbon atoms can't find an app for the sort of dating they do. Both oxygen and nitrogen thought "Airbnb" would be mostly about them. And the gym rat muscle fiber was confused by the name "Lyft." What about music apps? Melatonin expected something different from "Napster," and likewise with the measles virus and "Spotify."

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

"The Mohne and the Edersee breeched, the Sorpe damaged, it's just one dam thing after another!"

"Saving the nation is cozy."

'Piano Player'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."