Homophone Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Hallelujah!

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Backdoor

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Randi Rhodes

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Election Cancelling Headphones

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

At the CD shop.

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'