Grammy Enthusiast Gifts

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''