Gramophone Aficionado Gifts

Dog training.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Play on."

Luthier

Red hot little combo

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Maria Teresa Vera

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Can I be Frank with you?

Bev puts on an old favorite

The Troubadour

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Viola d'amore

Don Curzio

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Ludwig van Beethoven

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Knives sharpened

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Open Mic

Parts of a Bagpipe

Artist painting a man with a cello as holding a violin.

Evolution of the upright bass

Scientific equipment

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Mick Jagger

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"