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Dog training.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Play on."

Red hot little combo

Luthier

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

The Troubadour

Don Curzio

Viola d'amore

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Ludwig van Beethoven

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Knives sharpened

Open Mic

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Artist painting a man with a cello as holding a violin.

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

Tube men dancing.

Evolution of the upright bass

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Scientific equipment

Parts of a Bagpipe