Collecting Gramophones T-Shirts

Dog training.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

The Music Lover.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Music Freak.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Mozart Clarinet

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"'APP'y Birthday!"

Music Collector.

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Mega Phone

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."