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Too many coxes.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Hollywood producer.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

Shouting

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"You see it right?"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Hollywood director.

Strictly off the record.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."