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Too many coxes.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Hollywood producer.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Shouting

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"You see it right?"

Hollywood director.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Strictly off the record.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."