Collecting Headphones T-Shirts

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"Wow! You’re right – the sound quality is incredible!"

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

An amplified harp

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Geeks and their dogs.