Collecting Headphones T-Shirts

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"Wow! You’re right – the sound quality is incredible!"

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Jimi Hendrix.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Western Outfitters.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Geeks and their dogs.

Old and new technologies

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."