Graffitist Gifts

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'Cut it out!'

The Graffitist

'Hmm, a Banksy if ever I saw one!!'

Graffiti Forever!

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Romantic Graffiti

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

Sick Rancher Humor

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

BLESS YOU

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Graffitti.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

From Here You Can See Bugger All