Graffiti Enthusiasts Gifts

'Lefty Was Here'

Keep Portland Disappeird

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

Hissy fits are not tolerated in true friendships.

Could you stand seeing a replay of your whole day?

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

COVID Vaccine

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Sick Rancher Humor

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Graffiti Forever!

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."