Grafitti Enthusiast Gifts

Hoodie Hang-out

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

Sick Rancher Humor

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

BLESS YOU

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Graffitti.

Graffiti Forever!

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Big business is not evil

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'