Graffiti Artist Gifts

"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

Racist graffiti artist gets caught by two afro-caribbean men.

'Michelangelo!'

'Oh, honey! Wouldn't that piece look just wonderful above the fireplace?'

Mediocre people are always at their best.

Anarchy/Monarchy.

'Mindless vandalism just wasn't stretching me intellectually.'

Squids Rule

'Can I have your autograph?...'

Park Ruling - Please clear up after your dog.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Keep back...come near me and I'll destroy the ozone layer'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Old skool graffiti.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

"Looks like he's found a loop hole."

'It's a shame how poorly maintained this school is. My graffiti is peeling off along with the paint.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

'I wanna be an artist - graffiti!'

Graphiti

Dyslexics of the world untie!

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Question authority"

"Didn't I warn you not to leave your body in this neighborhood?"

"Do mine next - it keeps the rent from going up."

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

"Well, find another way to make a political statement."